Dear English Writers.
You are annoying me today, I have a book that I want to read, it's called Dead in the Family by Charlaine Harris and there is this little voice in my head going 'eric! eric! eric!' and it doesnt shut up until I read Dead in the Family and the voice rooting for Eric cheers when Eric roots. This is why I am staring at an empy page with this written on it:
Eric is sexy…..
Eric Nothman is sexy……
Eric Northman is super sexy…..
Eric Northman is super smexy…..
Eric Northman is super smexy when he isn’t wearing a shirt…..
Eric Northman is super smexy when he isn’t wearing a shirt because he is hot….
I want you to think about what you have done english writers!!!